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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've never kissed a boy but at this point I might need someone to get me started on Warhammer, it's scary how big it's gotten & how I don't have any time for even much simpler things.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sigh

I'm gonna have to take the bullet and tell my girlfriend I'm gonna go kiss a boy because I really want to know more about 40k

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

If anything is understandable, that is.
No subsequent questions should be raised.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I remember when they were doing Lord of the rings Warhammer. That was like 20 years ago. I bought a set, it's still on my shelf unpainted

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude same. I was sad when that died.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Died? Middle Earth SBG is going strong. They just put out a new edition.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

True, but I guess I miss the days when you walked into GW and saw the big 3: WHFB, 40K, and LotR. I mean of course there was Blood Bowl, Killteam, etc on the sidelines, but now it's sad to see LotR on the sidelines too :/

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, this sounds reasonable.
I can understand this.

I couldn't relate, couldn't even understand, not even imagine if you said you read all 500 books, went on two cons each year, and made costumes. Totally unbelievable if you would have made friends & found time for them.

All great things, but I assume some superhuman capabilities are necessary (or, just more life options in regards to financial-time situation).

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I give it two weeks before you're randomly musing about your desire to die along side Sanguinius in defence of the Eternity Gate.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

My mind was already corrupted

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I recommend starting by reading the Eisenhorn trilogy, or anything by Dan Abnett, really. That's how I got started - I figured I should learn a bit about the WH40k universe, googled what is the best book, recognised Abnett as the co-author of the modern Guardian of the Galaxy comics (which I absolutely loved) and never regretted it.