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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 102 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 74 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 77 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 2 points 1 hour ago

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] pixelblut@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?