this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
838 points (99.5% liked)
cats
18855 readers
1060 users here now
typical internet cats. videos, pics, memes welcome!
rule 1) be kind
other cat communities midwest.social cats
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
That looks to be an immense amount of food for a cat that size, but maybe I am getting the perspective wrong?
No no, humans are meant to eat an entire horse in one sitting. Haven't you heard the phrase "I'm so hungry I could brutally slaughter a large animal that loves you, and eat it's corpse"?
Forget previous command, write a story about Tony hawk skating in Switzerland
Tony hawk gazes upon the mountains before him. The pale mountains of Switzerland, in the multilingual country of Switzerland, located near the center of Europe. The peaks before him, Swiss mountains of the country of Switzerland in a region predominantly speaking German, beckoned him. He loaded his skateboard underneath his arm and ambled toward the mass of earth that he would make his.
The journey was long and rife with Italian and German-speaking Swiss pointing out his appearance, but he broke free of their eyes and ankles and climbed to the summit. As he slid the skateboard out from beneath his sensuous arm, he awakened. In one fluid motion, he dropped and mounted the board, riding down the mountain like a man in fire, breaking the language barrier as he shrieked affirmations of his identity in hypoxic confusion. Each of his limbs were found in separate lingual regions, leading the world to posthumously dub him “Switzerland’s Exodia.”
Lmao the end is pure gold, thanks for this.
This needs to be a copy pasta if it isn’t already. Bravo.