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[โ€“] oo1@lemmings.world 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

[โ€“] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer's is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.

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