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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[-] nobleshift@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I'm so glad I left the industry....

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'm so glad the industry spit me out like a fishbone

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Same, except now I don't know how I'm gonna pay next month's rent. (I was spit out a while ago.)

[-] nobleshift@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I bought a small sailboat ($12k usd) and have been off-grid for 6 years now. My bills are (minus food) under $400/m, in South Florida / The Keys. I drive a 22 year old Toyota with 250000 miles on it I paid off in full MANY years ago. I shop Goodwill and used bundles on eBay. I only purchase food, underwear and sex toys new, everything else is used.

Lower your expectations, get rid of as many reoccurring monthly bills as possible, extract yourself from the madness.

It took me three long fucking years to get here from where you are exactly now, and that includes paying off most of my debts. I became debt free in late 2022 at 55 years old. Late for sure, but across the line nonetheless . Don't give up hope, keep fighting, change your goals.

I'll help you however I can as well bro/sis. Don't let the bastards keep you down.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

I thought about doing that, but I don't have the training or license to drive a boat. I'm in Hawaii, so it can get pretty rough out in the ocean. I'm also not sure how I would get money for food and stuff. I don't have massive savings or anything.

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

Have you tried setting [ECONOMY: NO] in the raws?

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

That gave me a chuckle.

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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