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[–] R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Shareholders: why not all three?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Humanity: yes, let's replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

[–] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we're in a different timeline :(

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