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And don't forget RTFM (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Copy

Step 3: Paste

Step 4: Go to Step 1

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For me it's:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down...

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had that exact same problem and this website fixed my issue perfectly.

[–] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I knew what it was going to be and I still clicked it, you sonnova...

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