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You think that’s air you’re breathing?
It's actually microplastics
“Are you saying I can dodge taxes?”
“No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”
"If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball"
Did you see the player with the red ball?
Huh?
Look again?
::: Gets smashed in the face with a kickball :::