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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 8 months ago (30 children)

To all the decaf haters: If you drink decaf, you actually like the taste of coffee without needing the caffeine. That's someone with taste, in my book.

[–] NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (28 children)

There are many ways to decaffeinate a coffee bean... Some more gross than others... All of them blasphemy.

And yes most of them ruin the taste of coffee.

Also it's obvious you have seen this already. https://youtu.be/yYTSdlOdkn0?si=6Z1RlexQCt2I4OI9

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dude, you clearly didn't even watch the first 30 seconds of the video because it contradicts what you say from the start

[–] NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you gather? You think there isn't many ways to decaffeinate beans or that some of them aren't gross? Or that most ways used to decaffeinate beans doesn't make the coffee taste bad?

These are the very points James makes in the first 2/3rds of the video.

The only point that he and I might delaminate on was that all decaf is blasphemous, and that's a stretch because he never talks about the religious criminality of drinking coffee?

Why do you think I would offer a video to people about decaf that I didn't watch? Hint: I don't hate decaf coffee.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

I don't hate decaf coffee.

all of them blasphemy

Dude, pick one and stick with it. None of this hypocrite crap

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