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This thing is huge, it does 0-60 in under 3 seconds, has sharp angles, and its styling does not seem to target the sensible end of the market... It's like an industrial strength pedestrian destroyer.
And as a bonus it actually looks like something out of Carmageddon.
I shudder to think what one of those cybertrucks would do if it tried to plow through a crowd of protesters.
Probably about the same thing as any other vehicle.
Jesus are we really gonna pretend this is the first vehicle that would obliterate a pedestrian in a collision?
Probably 0-60 in 4 seconds
It's actually a pussy-magnet.
Even the pasty-facediest of incels will have no problems getting laid showing up in one of these bad boys.
It's just how the world works 🤷
Help, I bought a Cybertruck and now every cat in town is chasing me!
I hear it has preprogrammed wait times for replying to text messages from females based on the redpill algorithm.
Have you actually had any form of friendship or relationship with a women in the past couple of years?
Comon.. sarcasm is not always obvious.. but his comment was sarcasm. It has to be. I choose to believe it is.
I would like to hear from the women of Lemmy- how many of you would have sex with a man just because they drove a Cybertruck?