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What is your business plan? (startrek.website)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Use Augury to slightly improve my odds in online poker. My winnings are legal and legitimate, I don't have to leave the house so no one can tell I'm doing magic, and there's nothing to notice other than I'm unusually good at the game.

EDIT: On second thought, online sports betting is a thing now. I'm changing my answer to that.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dont augury take a while to cast ? You gonna need to find games that are slower

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1 minute. Might be a lil slow for online poker, I wouldn't know, but it's not like I have to use it every hand either.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 months ago

Fun fact, its kinda of the gimick in the movie Next, if the hand takes too long he cant see how it goes