Some of them are already here.
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Didn't Achilles swing both ways?
Maybe because their piranhas are well fed? Try starving them then jump in.
A potential future vice president can't even do proper research. Trump truly brings in the best of the best.
Swift can violate Musk's "free speech" because she is not the government.
Clearly you don't know what the 1st amendment means.
Isn't Lucifer and Satan two different beings?
I didn't know Vance until he was picked as running mate. My list of people with punchable face keeps getting longer.
The only cause of death that is not immediately revealed is suicide and drug overdose.
"Ya Heard? With Perd!" in parks and recreation.
The debt increases by $1 trillion every 100 days.
You can blame the debeers company for the engagement ring. Just like you can blame Kellogg's for the slogan "breakfast is the most important meal of the day".
Those random nobodies can become a somebody with power one day. So list them all.