mathterdark

you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

how do I install X

Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

“Enjoy the next 24 hours”

sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

I am once again asking:

Do you fear God? —(yes)—> TempleOS

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

Cartoon Network then: cartoons

Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

do I look like I know what a "JphEg" is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker