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I really want to play a pirate half orc cleric now... (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I was a kid during church I would read the the bible's annexed unit conversion tables and the maps instead of listening.

I'm shocked I wasn't diagnosed earlier

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maps, the best part of any Bible since whenever they got put there

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone loves maps in fantasy books

[–] deus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For once everyone is right

[–] Neuropain@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Classic racism against orcs and misunderstanding clerics, great.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They're just pretending with emphasis and you know it

[–] Graycliff@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Excuse ME, my half-orc cleric is quite well educated and very bookish. One of the first purchases she made in Waterdeep with her own money was a stack of books.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stack of books (melee weapon, simple, greatclub)

1 d8 blugeoning, when you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon, targets that fail to pass a Wisdom Saving Throw gain Confusion

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminds me of this card from the Arkham Horror LCG. Use intellect to attack, but every player I've ever seen use this always refers to it as smacking a monster with a thick tome.