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I'm so sure that this will happen...

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 1 week ago

People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.

[–] tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Ha ha ha sure Elon.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Announced since 2014

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

I feel that spreading lies, even to make fun of them, is ultimately counter-productive. I know others disagree though.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I'm sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn't for the Democrats or Steven Miller

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

He means that's how long it'll hold together

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

What excuse can he use later?

I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.

Any bets?

My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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