Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
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People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Announced since 2014
I feel that spreading lies, even to make fun of them, is ultimately counter-productive. I know others disagree though.
I'm sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn't for the Democrats or Steven Miller
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
He means that's how long it'll hold together
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.
Sure, Jan.