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Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
Not my fucking house.
Enough musk spam...
No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.
"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
Bullshit.
FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?
More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.
Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.
Factory Floor is in China.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
kinda like elon would put a man on mars in 10 years back in 2011.
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn't even met his vehicle yet and it's gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.