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[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

My stepdad used to tell me about "spider karma" when I was little. Basically, all spiders are a part of a gang, and if you squash one they'll just think he must've stepped out of line or something. However if you squash 3 or more, the spiders will all start talking to each other and plan out attacks on you when you're most vulnerable. Sleep attacks are the most common, but occasionally they'll get so pissed they choose to hide in a jacket or shoe and sacrifice everything just to inflict a little pain and terror for killing their mums or siblings.

I used to actually believe this btw.

Edit: why the downvotes to OP? home maintenance is always the best method for keeping pests out. No need for spiders indoors if ya dont have bugs indoors!

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

I downvoted because of the title's implication that OP kills spiders for no reason. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

I just remember the very 2007-ish inverse of this: Look out for your local spider gang, and they'll look out for you. XD

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just started believing it... 😳

[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Listen, all I'm saying is that I'm not 100% sure I'd exist if I didn't believe in spider karma. Better safe than sorry, especially when it costs you nothing.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Judging by all the spiders I've killed at this point in my life I'm probably on the most wanted (non-exterminator) board LMAO

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Jumping spiders were my gateway into not hating spiders. They're pretty adorable and surprisingly interactive. Also learning that spiders are partially pneumatic/use hydraulics to get around, which makes me think of them as nature's little steampunk robots.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Jumping spiders are just the gateway to spider propaganda!

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly, I live in an area with brown recluses and black widows. I don't smoosh, but definitely catch and toss outside

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spiders keep bugs under control

Snakes keep spiders under control

Dogs keep snakes under control

Humans keep dogs under control (sometimes)

Cats keep humans under control

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Then who keeps the Cats under control‽

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

No one, obviously :3

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s the neat part, nobody keeps cats under control they control the universe.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Had a spider in my bathroom that I befriended. Named Steve. He was a tiny little thing that stayed on the crown molding, and had the foresight not to invade the inner sanctum of the shower space. I noticed Steve wasn't catching many bugs, so I killed a fly, and while it was still twitching, I held it up for Steve to look at, then dropped said fly into his web. Steve must've been put off by the fact that the fly quickly died, and he didn't bother eating it. Steve has now passed, starved up there in his web, without ever even touching that big ass fly I caught him.

Spiders are stupid. You're a more efficient bug-killer by far, I'd wager.

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I am this crow sometimes ngl

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am always this crow. I haven't intentionally killed a spider in three? years I think. they are my eight legged friends :)

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe just don't leave food out

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Currently dealing with carpet beetles, more specifically their larvae. They like to eat things like hair and also anything made out of natural fibers. They're also extremely small. I noticed them when I emptied the laundry basket and after staring at them for a moment realizing that they were bugs, they started moving. I have hardwood floors and I keep finding them. I sweep the floor with a broom into a white dustpan and stare at it and then after 30 seconds or so I see movement. One or two each time, everywhere all over the house. I found a forgotten hair brush under the couch and there was one in there. They're completely harmless except that they will eat holes in your clothes. They take a long time to go from larvae to flying beetle. They can also survive without eating for 30 days. The original beetle could have just flown in from outside or came in on fresh flowers. They also like women's underwear because of the pheromones. The eggs must have been in a piece of clothing and then got spread around the house before hatching.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They also like women's underwear because of the pheromones.

You really just casually slipped that in there huh

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I'm a carpet beetle

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[–] dditty@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I can trap and release a spider I will, same with certain non-scary insects. Centipedes immediately get squashed though

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

centipedes are kos, spiders are cool, spiders can chill

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, I was scared of spiders, house centipedes, and heights. On a school trip to a tall building, I was terrified but eventually worked up the courage to look over the edge. The fear disappeared, and I realized that if I could overcome that, maybe I could face other fears too. So, I started learning about the things that scared me; spiders, centipedes, the dark, etc. I found that the more I learned about something, the less frightening they became. For example, house centipedes are harmless, clean, and even help by getting rid of destructive pests. Understanding really helps ease fear. It confuses me that some people seem to want to stay afraid instead of trying to overcome it.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, learning about things doesn't always help. I'm still very scared of spiders, despite being big on team learning. Some fears are rational, some are irrational, and these have very different salves.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's also just wrong. There's a reason predators like spiders and centipedes are territorial - if there are too many of them and they kill off the food supply they will starve. Spiders generally won't actually make a significant dent in an indoor infestation - they will kind of naturally grow with the insect population but won't eliminate it.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Most indoor spaces aren't infested. Having a little hunter around helps keep it that way

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah in theory I would love to not kill them, or even relocate outside. But once I see one, it’s fight or flight

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

looks out your backyard window

so that is why you have a helicopter...

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spiders and lizards get a free pass in my house. They get rid of all the other bugs so I don’t mind them at all.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Awwwww, you get lizards? I've never seen a house lizard. I'm guessing you're Australian.

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