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this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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"I'm a nice guy too. And these bitches won't even give me a trunkjob..."
Came here to make this joke hahaha
I wish I had more upvotes to dole out hahaha
I would love to see an artist make a logo of an elephant wearing a fedora, with a neck beard, saying “m’lady”.
My first thought when I saw it!
Why can’t I throw a fit like this when I wanna get laid and can’t? My teenage years would have been much easier were I able to blow off steam like this guy.
Testosterone's a hell of a drug
Yup. Male elephants go through something called "musth" where they have many times the normal amount of testosterone in their body.
There's a fascinating podcast about how breaking up the social structures of elephants can lead to this rampaging behavior (second hand source, but I'm too lazy to check the references):
Fight Like An Animal: What Elephants Can Teach Us About Civil War
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1052548/5743684-what-elephants-can-teach-us-about-civil-war.mp3
What about that elephant over there?
Oh him, that’s Kyle