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[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 56 points 3 months ago

"How long are your guts" is the epitome of quintessential big dick energy.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh OctopusCaveman, "wants to bone" was right there

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The skeleton is really horny and doesn't have time for puns.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's all in the delivery. "How long are your guts" with a sly wink often works for me.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Tries aggressively winking but continues to fail due to lack of eye lids

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"How long are your guts?" might work if he was gay.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

"Do they need mushing up?"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no genitals and I must fuck.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

How long are your guts is CRAZY 🤣

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Got those fuck me sockets going on.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

He's dtf but he has nobody

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

Well I'm seduced

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Well they are working on me just fine

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

He just like me fr

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Well I mean, I do like to eat pussy.