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My calculations show that around the age of 80 he will be massive enough to turn earth into a black hole if evenly distributed onto its volume
Edit: actually by the age of 30, because I misread the current age to be 12 months
And how will this affect the stock price?
Positively, probably, as the stock will get to the moon literally and long before that moment
Oh shit, the economy!
If that's with it evenly distributed, then with all that weight as a virtual point source due to the difference in size between the baby and Earth, wouldn't the baby collapse to its roche limit even faster? And as long as it's not a kuggleblitz (that's def not spelled right) black hole it would quickly consume the Earth and grow even larger, right?
Yes, but then we would better use human body density to determine the size of an object, it's not going to be realistically (lol) a point source anyway and will take longer to become a black hole, I think 🤔