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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Kaelygon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 144 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Network engineer who uses ISIS as a routing protocol on Huawei equipment. I assume I am on several.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 61 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 69 points 8 months ago

"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"

[–] beetus@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The feline investigation bureau?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

oh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes... a fair few simply because of bragging.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

The ones who don't make dumb mistakes don't get caught.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

That agents name? George Washington.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know a dude who has a daughter named ISIS, born before ISIS was a problematic name. Haven’t talked to him in years but I wonder how that’s going.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Named Isis rather than ISIS I assume, after the goddess?

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, good point. It wasn’t in all caps.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Let's hope the NSA systems are case sensitive.

[–] danthehutt@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

HOW TO KILL CHILD

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I heard she got married on the fifth day of May.