They are losing their fucking minds.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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I bought mine at 25. Does that mean I'll be dead by 50?
Bad news. With inflation, it's not going to be twenty five years for the back half.
I'm sorry. There's nothing medical science can do for you now.
You will be required to do an engine swap at 36. You will take out the sensible 4 cylinder engine and attempt to cram a straight 6 under the hood. The car will sit in pieces in your garage for years before you eventually sell it for parts when your spouse buys a storage system for their garden tools that will need to go in that space.