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[–] b1_@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When the kids from next door lose their ball over the fence and try and retrieve it they're gonna get a face full of flame!

[–] b1_@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

[–] b1_@kbin.social 58 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

  • Two people fighting will now be boing.
  • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
  • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
  • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
[–] b1_@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We should probably do deep analysis of all these positions, tbh. Of course, 8 is the preferred approach for most people, but I prefer 9 to minimize splash-back (I'm still processing position 0, hmm...)

[–] b1_@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, and I'm pointing to your pointer pointer and I'm a pointer pointer pointer. Or more accurately but less funny is that I'm pointing to your pointer-to-pointer and I'm a pointer-to-pointer-to-pointer.