Beardedsausag3

I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

Fucken can't wait to hear it tell me how it's gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I'm shit at video games.

Genuinely. I've been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it's not even exclusive to that.. Just anything really. If it's gonna effect someone's bottom line (that isn't the usual public) you can guarantee it won't happen.

I've paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think.. Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It's been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

I'm so confused. As a northerner from England with an IQ equal to the ply of toilet paper I use, does every object in French have a feminine or masculine alignment? Or is this some kind of joke privvy to those who don't have a concerning interest in sheep?

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

You little bastard get down off that scaffold and give me the shooter, fucking going bed without supper. No, I don't want to hear it - you're not playing out with them again.

Cold, soggy and doused in salt?

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

Putler insisted they could see all of the evidence if they just took a look out of a window Putler directed them to. /s (maybe not /s)