Oh no, they realize they might not have complete control over their little world! Heavens to murgatroyd!
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Sooo if you're a potential husband with a penis, vote for Trump for the following reasons:
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Guaranteed husbandry or at least fatherhood. Just go out there and fuck someone, they gotta have the kid no matter what. Your cum is valuable.
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Ah yes. You think I forget? You can grab them by the pussy....if you're famous. So go out there, fuck somebody, be famous and grab them by the pussy!
3)Earn a second vote. You heard me right. You can't incriminate each other and therefore her vote is your vote.
Now go out there and vote! Vote Trump! Fight the enemy within. It's just not right! Bikini at the pool and allowed to vote? Heck no! Women should be prepared for being attached to a 4x4 in the bedroom permanently for the sole purpose of making love to the man. And sometimes for having babies, but hurry up with that, and don't feed babies breast milk at the park. And those naked things that happen in California the gay, Oregon and the independent country of Washington State, those gotta go!
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they cannot say they did not see it coming after the loud royal fucking theyve been crowing about for so long
Are there really that many people lonely enough to put up with being married to a Trump supporter when they don't also drink that trad wife koolaid?
It was a goofy thing to do, that probably made it harder for all the women out there in relationships like this. Every woman knew she could do this, but now because Jimbo saw this ad, he's that much more likely to beat the shit out of her to get her to confess how she voted because she smiled wrong when she walked away from the booth.
I think it was a bad move.
Suddenly, Republicans become a fan of mail in ballots, so they can "audit" their families votes...
Remember, if your ~~husband~~ spouse does this, you can always cancel your mail-in ballot and cast a provisional ballot in person.
Unfortunately, at least here, that could still backfire, as the voting record indicates whether you voted in person or mail in, so they would know you voted in a different way than expected.
"Must have been libural cheating honey, IDK"
Hopefully by the time they figure it out, you've managed to extract yourself from the situation.
I think they only want mail-in ballots for straight, white males. I have a feeling they would not be okay with mail-in ballots for people who aren't straight, or aren't white, or aren't male.
Even more reason for these women to independently vote for Kamala Harris. F Jimbo.
Nah bro. It sparked more women to think for themselves and vote for Kamala
Of course, how could I be so dense? Women can't think for themselves unless a commercial tells them to do it.