this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.

I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."

[–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Idk what this is from but it's pretty great.

[–] GTac@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

She wanted dick but I gave her crack

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

What is a Reddit?

A miserable little pile of lies!

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

We smokin symbiotes.

[–] JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:

"Fuck it, I ate the opp."

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it

[–] fizzydelta@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"