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War Crimes (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] balance_sheet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

def 👩‍❤️‍👨👨‍👩‍👧(👦, 👧):
    💞 = min(👦.🫀,👧.🫀)
    For ❤️ in 💞:
        👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆)
        👧.🍑.pop
    👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆.💦())
    try:
        ⏰️.😴(9️⃣🌚)
        👶 = 👧.🏃‍♀️(🏨)
        return 👶
    except:
        🗒 = 🏨.🧪([🧑,👧])
        raise ValueError(🗒)

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is blursed as hellven. ngl.

In vitro is a nice touch when the skeet don't work.