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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A tote bag? A real man uses a duffel bag.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A REAL man uses MOLLE, large tactical rucksacks with PALS loops in place to attach any extra bags

Urban camo or black only, please, with flag patches affixed to every possible velcro surface

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Fool, a man bothers not with bags, packages or any sort of vessel. For his hands have enough fingers to hold each fruit, each spaghetto and each grain of rice, and evey liquid from milk to bleach, without bottle, without mixing them and without a drop lost. If your hands cannot do that, they're the hands of a woman.