He has bigger problems. His (and the house's) "Best by" date was a month ago.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable
Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.
Wow almost 9 years old, but I hadn't seen this before so thanks for posting.
You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!
A carbon man in a carbon house
Is the diamond made out of me or am I made out of diamonds?
Butt Stallion, is that you?
Found the supe.
Flesh, clearly.
Anyone who has made ginger bread men and ginger bread houses from scratch understands this. The ~~dough~~ flesh is the same for both.
The real conundrum is why they have bread in their names.
Gingerbread man, gingerbread man
Doing the things a gingerbread can
What's he like, it's not important
Gingerbread man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows gingerbread man
Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.
I just surfed around the world!
Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.
Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.
He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.
Breaddah
do gingerbread men make miniture houses out of brick and mortar during the holidays?
They make houses out of human flesh
Run run, fast as you can...
Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.
I'm more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.
So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?
And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?
Philosophy in 2024. Asking the big questions.
Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.
But that is almost worse if you think about it.
If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag.
Are you sure? It's rotting flesh that smells gross. If the building material isn't rotting, would it smell bad? Or what if it were dehydrated to be able to last a long time, like an unseasoned jerky? Or maybe even tanned, like leather?
The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.
I don't worry that my home and my body are both made of matter. The gingerbread man thinks similarly, but the "matter" to him is what we know to be gingerbread.
The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.
Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
We are living in a material world
And I am a material ~~girl~~ gingerbread man
How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??
Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions
Unless it's normal for everything to be made out of the same stuff.
Lego people have entered the chat.
Atoms slaps Lego people around a bit with a large trout.
The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.
why not the two?
If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?
Try it out and let us know!
If you build humans out of houses are humans made out of houses or are houses made out of humans?
If you build "is" out of "out of", is "is" made out of "out of" or is "out of" made out of "is"
Its long protein strands all the way down.
Ed Gein would have been happy as a gingerbread man
It's the chicken and the egg.
Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?
Tbf I'd be fed up too if my parents named me Luigi. Meaning no insult to the greater Luigi community.
Like any gingerbread man could afford that house. needs gingerbread studio apartment.