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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Why couldn't this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

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[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io -2 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Dear Sir / Madame I am writing to inform you of a fire at 123 Carrington Road. Looking forward to meeting you. Yours Truly Morris Moss

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

why are you contacting me instead of the fire department

[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Oh, so if there's a fire in the building I should quietly slip a note under your door and assume you got it?

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

How often does a fire break out next to you? You make it sound like it's a daily occurrence.

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