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submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (18 children)

I once knew somebody who supposedly thought that ASM was high level.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago (8 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

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