wjrii

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[–] wjrii@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine thinking 3 is worse than whatever fucking mess phantom menace was.

Want to know why Qui Gon dies from a stab when no one else ever does? The man was fucking exhausted from carrying the entire film. Liam Neeson single-handedly elevates TPM above the other two prequels.

7 was 4 but worse.

You’re not wrong, but four was that good

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

TLJ is flawed but great and would be higher if TROS weren’t such a cowardly backtracking shitshow of a movie.

ROTS is very nearly as hard to watch as AOTC, though it has some higher highs. I will personally never forgive it for forcing the most brain-twisting mental gymnastics ever to retcon ROTJ’s Luke-Leia “real mother” scene in the Ewok village.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Everything that’s annoying about AOTC is there in spades in ROTS.

ROTS just had few better parts.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

(postlogue?)

epilogue

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (13 children)

5, 4, 6, 8, 7, R1, Solo, 1, 3, 9, 2

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: no it doesn't. 🤣

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

Most unrealistic part of the movie, and by god I'm including TIME TRAVEL, is that Scotty would be both dismissive of and insanely good at keyboarding text entry and use of a 1980s computer. Either he'd be pissed off because because there was no way to use this antique, or he'd be delighted at the chance to use his historical reenactment skills.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That's what I'm saying. I ate it too, or at least took a bite and started chewing before trying to figure out what was off here.

EDIT: LOL, now I have no idea whether I misread, or if @MajorHavoc edited their post to change "hate" to "ate". Probably the former, though I stand by my opinion that The Onion's best gags are always the headlines. 🤣

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I don't hate it, but 50% or more of the average article's value is in the headline. They could go to lorem ipsum text and have minimal reduction in quality.

Moving this out of the contrext of the onion pushes it from “haha, WTF?” to just “WTF?”.

Completely agree with this. If you don't follow the specific artist, and I don't, it just looks like a right-winger cartoonist clumsily satirizing "wokeness" with a bad pastiche of an R. Crumb or Charles Burns "comix" style. Maybe the joke's on me for not going another layer deep and seeing how vapid the "satire" is and realizing it's meta, but the creatives on the American right are not known for their subtlety.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

Is "college town" agreed to be a denigration? I'd take it as a fairly complex descriptor that could be good or bad depending on your situation. I loved living in college towns. I'm not desperate to move back to one, but I could easily see myself retiring in one, and if you want a small town with more cultural and sporting options and a better educated populace than its peers, then putting up with some rowdy undergrads and a quirky mix of available businesses could be a perfectly sensible tradeoff.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

cultural things that similar-sized other towns don’t have

Exactly. Similar sized. College towns punch above their weight when compared to their population peers, but that only goes so far. I have no doubt Pullman, Washington is cooler and more cosmopolitan than Walla Walla (despite the presence of two very small colleges), but it's no Seattle, for good or for ill, depending on your perspective.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Marvels is not bad at all. Better than Iron Man 2 or 3, Thor 2 or 4, Ant-Man 3, Black Panther 2, the Ultron movie, or any standalone Hulk movie (not entirely fair, I know), and equivalent to the "good" Ant-Man movies or GotG 2. It's also better than Captain Marvel, and Brie Larson is finally making the character her own. Good chemistry among the leads, the switching dynamic is visually interesting, and the entire cast brought in from Ms. Marvel remains endlessly enjoyable. The "need" to have watched everything is there but dramatically overstated in complaints I've seen.

Now, to be fair, the plot is too episodic and disjointed, and the villain is once again an underdeveloped cipher with tantalizingly nuanced motives that aren't explored, and the movie certainly is more cohesive if you've kept up with your homework. Honestly, though, if you watched Captain Marvel and caught the trailer for Ms. Marvel you'd be fine, though again, you'd be missing one of the more delightful (if still a bit uneven) recent Marvel projects.

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