thenextguy

joined 1 year ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good. I could use a house.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

"You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off."

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Isn't that just numberwang?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Reduces vehicular traffic.

Is vehicle.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I may have some bad news for you.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

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