Kalkaline

joined 7 months ago
[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago

Don't forget the brassicas too

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I should turn automatic updates off.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are you, some kinda commie?

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A week and a half gross pay just to get the training and radio needed to do the job, they probably can't figure out why nobody applied.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

One day someone is going to open their dryer and all their laundry is going to land perfectly folded based on that same theory. Maybe it is possible, but incredibly unlikely and even if it did happen you'd probably miss that particular revolution of the dryer.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She's guilty, he probably has some liability being the producer.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I want to make money off of Google stock too, but I also want their shit to work so I can make more money in the future.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Dey took 'r jobs

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

More if you have Wilson's Disease

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That doesn't sound quite right, but I'm sure there's some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 67 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So if it wasn't the police action that caused the burns, what did? It's an easy question to answer: it was the police action. The pre-existing conditions had nothing to do with them picking the wrong house and burning a kid.

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