Jimmyeatsausage

I think they use that to help track whether you're watching or not (I don't recall ever seeing the "are you still watching?" prompt when skipping intros... but my sample size is 1)

I find it helpful sometimes to write down the negative shit then wad it up and throw it away or burn the paper.

I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine...

Not even a tithe.

"Mmm...look at that profile! This is why I don't skip fin day!"

You can resolve the paradox by remembering that MAGA isn't arguing anything in good faith. At all.

Instructions unclear...JD runs toward the gallows

I imagine being kidnapped is a pretty traumatic event, and it's pretty easy to gaslight a child even if they haven't been traumatized. If every adult in your life keeps telling you you imagined something or dreamed it, it probably sticks after a few years.

Trying to use the Principal of Charity, it was probably just that one or more counties pushed a version of the form out from after the Republican convention, but before the Democratic one.

I'm fairly confident that if it was done with malice, they'll figure it out in short order and handle it accordingly. Despite what Republicans want to think, there are a good number of fraud protections built into the system...if there weren't, it would be easier and more effective for Ryssia/China/Iran/whoever else to directly hack the system than to spend the time and money paying people to shitpost devisive political garbage for months leading up to the election.

I mean, casual observation seems to show that to about 1/2 the electorate, being descent is, or at the very least should be punishable by death.

"It's OK guys, he was trying to go to a library and got the address wrong"

His fans think he's under protection from God, and everyone else would respond somewhere between relieved and elated.