Apeman42

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big Bob Pataki in shambles rn

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The series with the magic item home shopping network is amazing.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'm now imagining Jeff Goldblum as Gale and I kind of love it.

We're reaching for characters at this point, but I suppose we could cast Shadowheart as Moondragon and Wyll as Adam Warlock for the lols if nothing else.

You might be onto something with Halsin & Groot... could rotate between him and Minthara until Minsc is available.

 

I've been playing the Guardians of the Galaxy game lately, and after realizing how similar Lae'zel and Gamora are, I know I have to reinstall BG3 for a Guardians playthrough.

STARRING...

  • Tav as Petyr O'Quill, a.k.a. BARD-LORD - Half-elf, dual crossbows, high Cha/low Int. Torn between Lore for Cutting Words, or Swords for more pew pew.
  • Lae'zel as Gamora, the deadliest woman in the ~~galaxy~~ Sword Coast - All I really need here is modding her an emo haircut.
  • Astarion as Rocket - They're both foul-mouthed and quick to anger. Their backstories actually have a lot of thematic similarity, being twisted into someone else's weapon. Probably a Sorc to accommodate Rocket's love of explosions, unless the Artificer mod is any good. Could have Shovel as a stand-in for Groot? I may try to mod him into a gnome so that he too is small and adorable.

AND MAYBE...?

That leaves one party slot, which I see going one of two ways:

  • Karlach/Minsc as Drax the Destroyer - Big, gullible, excitable, destroys stuff.
  • Minthara as Nebula - I feel like she'd have the same vibe in a good party. Dragging her around with the misfits I'm turning into begrudging heroes might make for great banter.

Suggestions on builds/mods/things to do for maximum chaos and therefor fun? Stories of your own weird themed parties? Arguments about my awful flarking decisions?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm with you when the onions are raw. Cooked, the texture is tolerable enough that the taste is worth it IMO. Though I do prefer them chopped small or sliced thin no matter what.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Harry Balzac

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. "I'm getting lectures in child safety from a man who's gone through four Robins?!"

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

A winner is... me?! This is incredible!

Installing FF5 now because I love the early iteration of switchable classes, then I'll loop back around and play them in order. So I guess I have the next 300-400 hours planned.

Thank you again CatZoomies, you're my hero.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Children deserve better movies than this soulless green-screened cash grab.

They also deserve better games than Minecraft IMO, but that's a different conversation.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

There's a few short fiction podcasts I like for bedtime stories:

  • Myths & Legends
  • Fictional
  • LeVar Burton Reads
  • The Magnus Archives
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, Star Wars is three connected but distinct trilogies numbered 1-9. Same deal?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Shadow Madness on PS1. Unlikable characters, incoherent story, bad graphics, and boring gameplay. It was like someone drew a better JRPG from memory.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Twisted Metal: Black II please. Or even one that's a little more of a dark comedy like TM2. I just know I hated everything after Black. (Why the fuck were we racing instead of fighting sometimes?!)

 

I read the lyrics for this on reddit a few years back, and just learned there was a recording. Would be great for for a bard doing an adventure at the Yawning Portal.

 

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

It's not warm when she's away

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

And she's always gone too long

Anytime she goes away

 

I used to play the hell out of 1 and 2 back in the PS2 days, but I haven't touched the series beyond that, and haven't even played 1/2 much in the last 10 years.

How would you rate 4 in comparison? I noticed it was on sale in the Switch eShop, and I'd love to have one of the series to play on the go.

What I loved about the ones I played:

  • Story had a good balance of comedy and heart
  • Flexible and fun character building, with decent enough defined classes to get you started
  • Tons of post-game/side content (I didn't like every piece of it, but I liked how much there was to try.)
  • CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH
  • Perfect geochains, though I was usually too smoothbrain for it.

What I didn't like:

  • Item world, IIRC worse in 1 than 2?
  • Adell's siblings
  • Demon court thing?
 
 
 
 

Or the rap artist "Jay-Zed"?

 

Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you'd open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

 
 
 
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