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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

From what I've read over the years, he's hella-fired as soon as this pic gets around.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is probably a bootleg. Like those people in costumes in times square that harass tourists.

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

What harassment? Those official autographed mix tapes are fire 🔥 👌

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the "magic" for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

[–] whofearsthenight@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it's probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn't play when it comes to shit like this.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn't look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is with your username?

[–] jana@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My client doesn't show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don't like.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's definitely a better job now that they don't make them share underwear.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Florida, of course

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Because the commenter doesn't like their job and self-inserted

[–] Rayuza@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn't be a job. We all gotta grind.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I like mine

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

probably could get arrested for that in Florida

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

A lot of things can get you arrested in Florida these days. You better not read these books.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You can't trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you're talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can't remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy's only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I need to do more tech commentary here again.

[–] excitatory@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård's nipples were all CGI in that movie.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5'3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK

Sentences I never thought I'd read

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 22 points 10 months ago
[–] ROLLORDIE@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

This would be a great demotivational

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

The smell inside that head must be crazy

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How many ciggies he got in their

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

By the looks of it, not enough

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh thank heavens, he's smoking. I thought dude was sniffing his fingers.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

You sound fun!

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like a mouse in the wheel, I will run to pay the bill.

[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Me taking a break from my customer service personality

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Fucking Goofy.

[–] hackris@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me after I crossdress and then feel like shit :(

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Like damn, you got more attention cross dressing than you do with your normal clothes.