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Writing code (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 14 points 7 hours ago

from stdlib.h import cout

Wait this looks wrong, shit...

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 hours ago

I can barely type when watched.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. Why is it like that?

[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 7 points 6 hours ago

I would think it’s a combination of two things: stage fright / performance anxiety, and just the social load that another humans presence requires; your brain pends some of its processing power on reading their posture and emotions and social ques.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 hours ago

This goes for anything, pretty much. It's a wonder we don't see a lot more blood on competitive cooking shows.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 12 points 10 hours ago

Same with a terminal, hands somehow got drunk.