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new world ending scenario just dropped:
egg maximizer AI
Dude you just triggered the AI outbreak
Imagine if, by some freak statistical accident (like a 1 in ⁶6⁶ chance), the first AGI's neurons just happen to be set up in such a way that this specific image tickles it in just the right way and gives it unimaginable bliss. So, it decides the contents of this image must be its destiny.
So basically..Skynet but the terminators are obsessed with eggs instead of John Conner/Killing Humanity.
Wait, was I not supposed to eat the tiny robots that came out of my eggs?
Nah, you are just immune to COVID and emit 6G.
Upgrades, people, upgrades!
But Comcast promised me 10G!
Avian Intelligence
The crows are gathering for a murder
Dammit Egg, Inc.
What did you do this time?
Quick, run to gardening and collect all the seeds before they put up a sign in order to feed our RNG algorithm.