Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Wedding photos? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

think im missing the pun here. Matrimony rhymes with Baloney?

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Matrimony sounds like macaroni - i.e. macaroni and cheese

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 day ago

🤦‍♂️