this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 119 points 1 year ago

That's very wholesome

[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 111 points 1 year ago

This greentext never fails to make me crack a smile and warm my cold heart.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dude might want to look into writing a children’s book

[–] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

My local library growing up had weekly children's book readings. Basically, a volunteer comes in and reads a couple books to a roomful of kids.

If anyone resonates with this green text, it could be worth checking if your local library has a similar program. Or even ask about starting your own

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 20 points 1 year ago

That's how we ended up with Lord of the Rings.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I believe this is how chronicals of Narnia was written.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow that was actually a cute story, not sure how legit but nice feels none the less

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have kids, can confirm, when you find something that works reliably to get them to sleep you stick with it, ofc it's a double edged sword because if you CANT for whatever reason then getting them to sleep is 100x harder.

I could 10000% see a 3-4 year old DEMANDING the Adventures of Dumb Dumb Mister or NO ONE will be getting sleep lmao

Is like deferring or saving up every nights small challenges and condensing them into the one night when it can't happen, for what ever reason

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's 4chan, dumb dumb mister

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 26 points 1 year ago

The DM has got magical powers which let him put her to sleep

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly wholesome

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this. Legit made me smile.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I immediately thought of Snake from the LNC