I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they're whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

[–] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now! That's actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

More like haemophilia if you ask me

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So where does that leave 2000 year old vampire lolis?

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dead because in twilight the Volturi kill child vampires.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I suppose that's why Twilight never had an anime adaptation.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The ones.

[–] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though