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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 51 points 2 days ago (27 children)

The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's a good thing that the lack of a heartbeat isn't the ultimate definition of dead. But it can be one of the markers of dead.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, sure, you won't stay alive for very long with a stopped heart.

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