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The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.
If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?
utterly useless definition.
My heart stops after every beat. Fortunately it has always started again before the next one....so far.
people say quitting smoking is hard. I don't understand, I do it multiple times a day.