To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And then not voting is like the attendant coming back after everyone else has made their choice but she only has one of the options left for you

[–] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And you HAVE TO eat it.

[–] Chemical@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

And then watch videos of eating it 3-4 times a day for the next 4 years.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

I thought primaries were still happening? Not the general election.